I didn’t know I had this many students! I should keep a tally. 

I’M BACK!  

basqueinmypresence:

Hats, leaves and monkey essence. I feel like a million bucks. 

Oh Dora, you’re worth far more than a million dollars.

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I’M BACK!  

basqueinmypresence:

I don’t know, you really had to think about the vial of the essence of the dancing monkey. 

It was tempting, indeed. If they’d thrown in a hat and maybe some of those leaves, I might have accepted. The tribal mud was exceptional too.

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I’M BACK!  

basqueinmypresence:

Just about, I was nearly traded to a tribe of the most peculiar people… 

I hope my pool’s okay, I should go check on it. Yay yay yay! New year! 

Oh my dear, you know I’d never trade you unless it was for a reasonable price.

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I have just returned from my summer vacation! 

And I am delighted to see so many intelligent faces, that’s faces not faeces, on the campus already! 

In other news, Dora and I went on a lovely vacation into the spectacular rainforests where we met a tribal village, danced nude and hunted like real people! It’s safe to say I’m feeling a lot more masculine this year!

Valentine’s Day, indeed! 

basqueinmypresence:

What? Really? Me? Why?

Yes, of course.

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kellaellaeheh:

Didn’t get dressed or ready for the day until 4pm. 

somethingsinhibitingmyenzymes:

I had waaayyy too much fun with this gif.

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Valentine’s Day, indeed! 

basqueinmypresence:

Is there someone else down at the pool?! 

Who knows, who knows! Actually, my lovely blonde haired lady, I was talking about you.

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